Timelines, Sneak Peeks, and More Funnies

Hey ya'll!!!!! We could sense your panties getting dry, so here are some updates.

As most of you know if you follow us on Twitter (which OBVIOUSLY all of you DO--@PenisChronicles), we have officially hit the west coast!! Megan is now residing in fabulous Las Vegas, Nevada and Danielle is kickin' it in Los Angeles, California! Don't worry, our east coasters. We still love ya.


We're getting settled and are SUPER anxious to make some serious progress with the book. Editing is taking off with a bang and we have more pictures and more silly blogs that Corrine has in store for you, PLUS something a little more fresh we're adding into the mix. We def need your feedback on this so let us know what you think!


Starting this week, we'll have one 'short chapter' a week that we'll blog. This will give ya'll a little more insight to what the book is about. And if you like the blogs, you'll love the book!  (And DUH, you'll like the blogs, unless you have NO sense of humor or you're Jesus. Then you might wanna stay away.) So each week, you'll have a 'short chapter' with characters that didn't quite make it into the book but we thought deserved an 'honorable mention' of sorts.


And don't forget that if YOU have any ideas you can ALWAYS email us your best one-night stands, flings, long-term mistakes, and loves of your life gone wrinkled--fiction or non. If we like the concept, we'll use it and you'll get a special shout out on that short! We love when our peeps get involved!! Oh yeah!! With every short, we will deliver a new promo picture so you can have many more laughs.


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With all that said, you're probably wondering how many shorts we can pull outta our butts and how many pictures our conceited asses took and we can assure you, it's not THAT many which means......our goal is to have this book knocked out, hyped up and ready to be sent off to every publisher this side of Mars by CHRISTMAS. (Maybe even sooner!!!)


Thanks again for all your support and start watching out for more funny random rants by Cori and now our new shorts! yay!!! Xoxox

--Danielle West & Megan Grant

Authors

Send your stories, ideas, questions, remarks, etc. to: shriveledlostandlonely@gmail.com (Please no pornographic pictures, we've seen quite enough needle dicks and wrinkled vaginas, we're not interested in seeing yours!)